I'm going to play this out in my head....

So 10 magazine dishes out thousands or bajallions of dollars to shoot 10 of the most iconic and creative designers of today. Fancy clothes, expensive lights, pounds of makeup, and they end up with this shot...

Oh Donatella....LOL!

how do you say "why don't I work out more, this lady looks way better than me!" in Italian?

Jenniferlinaprettyprettyprincessgoddess



Here's Jennifer Lopez looking classy (emphasssis on ass)and like she smells like that lady who wears too much perfume, but still pretty. She's like the older sister I never had!

[Editor's note: Apparently I DO have sister, apologies to Idania. Love you]

HeeHeeHee

I bought a McQueen scarf, and I L.O.V.E. it. Also, this boy likes it too...



Everybody loves McQueen

Surprise Surprise

KATE MOSS IS NAKED AGAIN, well at this point I'm just surprised when she models actual clothing. She looks good and that's ALL that matters. got it? Enjoy these pictures and cry about the fact that you aren't frolicking naked on some private island.

As if i need more clothes

tough by diamondandstuds featuring Juicy Couture pants

Right now I feel like wearing black, grays, reds and maybe some gold accents. That's what I feel like right now, got it? Apparently I'm allergic to florals right now. Throw in a heavily lined eye and long straight/wannabe wavy hair and voila, that's me right now.
I'm liking knuckle rings right now too, they make it easy to throw in a memorable punch before your friends come and separate the fight. Just don't wear them when you're hanging out with kids, because then you accidentally brush your hand too close to a little one's face and they cry and cry because their aunt hurt them. (eyeroll)

yesssss!

What's better than a life-size doll? Hmmmm? Myabe a champagne/xanax sunday brunch. But it is Lent so I'm trying to find some good-girl time-killers.
I have adopted a guy, he's my best friend (at the moment, you know how those things are (hiiiiiiii)) AND he let's me dress him ANNNNND cut his hair!!! Like my very own hobo Ken doll.

The annoying part is when he steals my jeans and looks better in them than I do.

Here's JL, being a little human doll:

Eff this!

I have been jolted out of my breakup-induced (still plotting my revenge) fashion coma because the King, McQueen has died.
Poor him, but what about me?!? This throws my whole life's plan off course!! Who's going to design my wedding dress when i wed a European Count?! We were supposed to laugh and giggle while he created a master-piece that I was to wear down the aisle for my first of many weddings!


All half-jokes aside, Rest in Peace Sir.

This counts as Fashion, right??!?

Ok, so this counts as fashion because a) it's a spread in a magazine b) I really, really want what i see, and that ALWAYS happens when I'm looking through fashion magazines. Just stare, it's ok, your boss will just think that you're concentrating on your job, it's like a double positive!

And to you pre-teen Twilight lovers who think you'll end up with Kellen: You wouldn't even know what to do with it!

Yay! for Paris!!

After the snooze-fest that was New York Fashion Week and the non-existent awesomeness of London Fashion Week, the real bitches came out to play in Paris.



Here we have Mario Testino, drinking it up with walking coke-line Kate Moss, looking haute, kiddos. Last time we saw him in The September Issue, he was pissing off Goddess Wintour and making Sienna Miller look boring. By the way, if you haven't seen that movie, I hope you're naked because you don't deserve to wear clothing.

Tan lines are never fashionable

They let this thing walk the runway of the Monique Lhuillier last week. Is it crazy that I'm totally upset because of her tan lines? She looks like she just drove in from a Spring Break in Cancun.

On a positive note: At least she's not wearing L.A.M.B./Forever 21 . (Zing! OK I'll be nicer to Gwennie Gwen Gwen now)