how do you say "why don't I work out more, this lady looks way better than me!" in Italian?

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Here's Jennifer Lopez looking classy (emphasssis on ass)and like she smells like that lady who wears too much perfume, but still pretty. She's like the older sister I never had!

[Editor's note: Apparently I DO have sister, apologies to Idania. Love you]