Do a little dance

GIFSoup

HIIIIIIIII

Happy New Year!

Get out there and make it yours! And I promise I'll stop trying to return clothes after I've worn them.
Resolutions! Yay!

Stop Crying

Things not going your way? THAT SUCKS!

Well figure it out ho, you're too old to blame your parents, your ex or your boss.

Don't talk shit about people, because whoever you talk shit to will always think you also talk shit about her or him(which is probably true). She or he won't really want to talk to you about anything and eventually will stop hanging out with you. And then you'll get all depressed because you have no friends. Your own fault.

Have fun. Stop trying to hang out with certain people at certain places. Just have fun anywhere. Life is so much better that way .

That guy you love and would do anything for, the one who never admits how he feels about you unless he's wasted and adamantly states that you are "Just friends" to everyone within earshot? That guy doesn't care about you or how awesome you are, not as much as he should. And no matter how many times you make him listen to Band of Horses' "No One's Gonna Love You" he won't get it until he figures out the stupid issues he has (his ex, his parents, his ex, he's an idiot, he never grew up, that other ex).

OK, stop crying, because you're probably just giving yourself wrinkles and then you won't be able to claim that you're 22 anymore.

Fiiiinalllyyyy

Babies are kind of boring if they're not yours or related to you by family you actually like. They just sit there and sleep and cry, and are kind of weird looking. Finally someone did something about it, Cynthia Rowley has started designing disposable diapers! It's not really a huge improvement because she's not the most exciting designer out there.

Let me know when Roberto Cavalli starts making leopard print, diamond encrusted baby thongs. I'll be all over that in a hot second, all child-out-of-wedlock styles.

Life

Another magical unplanned weekend. Filled with giggles and glitter. <3

I'm going to play this out in my head....

So 10 magazine dishes out thousands or bajallions of dollars to shoot 10 of the most iconic and creative designers of today. Fancy clothes, expensive lights, pounds of makeup, and they end up with this shot...

Oh Donatella....LOL!

how do you say "why don't I work out more, this lady looks way better than me!" in Italian?

Jenniferlinaprettyprettyprincessgoddess



Here's Jennifer Lopez looking classy (emphasssis on ass)and like she smells like that lady who wears too much perfume, but still pretty. She's like the older sister I never had!

[Editor's note: Apparently I DO have sister, apologies to Idania. Love you]

HeeHeeHee

I bought a McQueen scarf, and I L.O.V.E. it. Also, this boy likes it too...



Everybody loves McQueen

Surprise Surprise

KATE MOSS IS NAKED AGAIN, well at this point I'm just surprised when she models actual clothing. She looks good and that's ALL that matters. got it? Enjoy these pictures and cry about the fact that you aren't frolicking naked on some private island.

As if i need more clothes

tough by diamondandstuds featuring Juicy Couture pants

Right now I feel like wearing black, grays, reds and maybe some gold accents. That's what I feel like right now, got it? Apparently I'm allergic to florals right now. Throw in a heavily lined eye and long straight/wannabe wavy hair and voila, that's me right now.
I'm liking knuckle rings right now too, they make it easy to throw in a memorable punch before your friends come and separate the fight. Just don't wear them when you're hanging out with kids, because then you accidentally brush your hand too close to a little one's face and they cry and cry because their aunt hurt them. (eyeroll)