This counts as Fashion, right??!?

Ok, so this counts as fashion because a) it's a spread in a magazine b) I really, really want what i see, and that ALWAYS happens when I'm looking through fashion magazines. Just stare, it's ok, your boss will just think that you're concentrating on your job, it's like a double positive!

And to you pre-teen Twilight lovers who think you'll end up with Kellen: You wouldn't even know what to do with it!

Yay! for Paris!!

After the snooze-fest that was New York Fashion Week and the non-existent awesomeness of London Fashion Week, the real bitches came out to play in Paris.



Here we have Mario Testino, drinking it up with walking coke-line Kate Moss, looking haute, kiddos. Last time we saw him in The September Issue, he was pissing off Goddess Wintour and making Sienna Miller look boring. By the way, if you haven't seen that movie, I hope you're naked because you don't deserve to wear clothing.

Tan lines are never fashionable

They let this thing walk the runway of the Monique Lhuillier last week. Is it crazy that I'm totally upset because of her tan lines? She looks like she just drove in from a Spring Break in Cancun.

On a positive note: At least she's not wearing L.A.M.B./Forever 21 . (Zing! OK I'll be nicer to Gwennie Gwen Gwen now)

"Buy me now", they scream.

Rough Tough Tumble by diamondandstuds featuring Balmain

These are new necessities in my life. Bye bye boyfriend, bye bye apartment, bye bye food, all I need are these things, and someone to buy me a drink when we go out.

Oh, Gwen (Part 2(youdidnteventrydidyou?))

I swear, I like Gwen Stefani but now she's making me question my faith in her shoe designs too. Yeah they're ok, but this is FASHION WEEK! I guess this is the last year she let's Kingston and Zuma co-design the line. Even that model is pissed that she's dressed like a genie-hooker, it must have taken a lot of blow to get her through that runway.

No positive note today, she doesn't deserve one.

Oh, Gwen

From what I've seen of Gwen Stefani's latest L.A.M.B. collection, I'm guessing she didn't have much time to design super-cute amazing things because she was too busy touring. Kinda reminds me of Forever 21, sad. Tour OR design, tour OR design, choose one because this is what happens when you try to do both.

On a positive note, I have faith that the shoes will be cuter than the clothes.

From the ass press

My Dream Come True

Alexander Mcqueen has made it easy to look super-chic and tough as diamonds at the same time. This beauty is both a clutch and a knuckle duster, guaranteeing that that drunk girl at the bar will regret ever stepping on your new shoes.

Sienna's Still Got It

Remember that Summer everyone loved Sienna's boho style? And then she spent some time running around topless with that ugly guy, who was still technically married, and everyone hated her. Well aside from that last part, I think she's cute. Here she is in the October issue of British Vogue. Looking good baby, don't make everyone hate you again, please!

From TFS

Likable Pretty Girl

Daisy Lowe, always adorable and sexy. Who could hate that? Me, I could, but she's too cute